sasquatch smooch

make out with monsters, lock lips at Loch Ness, kiss a yeti, smooch sasquatch

I know it’s been a while. 

My best friend’s friend was just diagnosed with Leukemia. She was transgendered and trying to transition, and then found out she has no white cells. Literally: none. 

I know I have no right to be sad, since it’s not happening to me and it’s not even MY best friend, but fuck. It’s the kind of reality check that I have a lot of trouble coping with. 

She’s in a germ-free room in Boston. She doesn’t know how long she has to live, but it’s only months. My best friend is feet from me but I feel miles away from her. 

What do I say?

I am sad. 

I don’t want to be a bitch and post this on facebook, but

Totally played spin the bottle with the drummer from Bright Eyes on “I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning” and Johnny from “Jenny and Johnny” 

I’ve made out with some stars, tonight. Time for bed. 

<3 <3 

A voice once stentorian

Is now again weak and muffled…

Oh what a cold and a common old way to go

I was feeding on the need for you to know me

fiona

dearoldlove:

Until I stop having dreams about you, I will be yours.

I pledge allegiance to the meat of the united steaks of America, and to the ribeye, for which is broils, one bacon, under god, with liver and onions for all.

-Stephen Colbert

The meaning behind my tumblr name is that I love Sasquatch, and I think he really is the most glamorous and misunderstood of the many fantastical, possibly-imaginary, elusive monsters that may or may not roam this earth. I love alliteration so Smooch worked well. It had to be a happy word—it could not have been something dark like Sasquatch Slaughter or something raunchy like Sasquatch Sex—and I imagine in an encounter with Sasquatch, most people’s first reaction would involve fear, anger, shock or quick-thinking photography. Not a tiny kiss. 

Whoops&#8212;I did 25 facts about myself! What a vain mistake! 
1. I am an English Major, Sociology Minor with an (unofficial) concentration in Racial Identity. 
2. I am turning 21 in one month. 
3. I like to write and my best stories always involve water. 
4. I drink vinegar like it is a beverage. 
5. I am mildly externally allergic to water. 
6. I am pale and I like it. 
7. I have NO tattoos. That&#8217;s become a unique fact these days, right?
8. I consider myself intelligent yet I enjoy: Real Housewives of NY/NJ, Degrassi, Kathy Griffin, Laguna Beach and the movie &#8220;Eurotrip.&#8221;
9. I had a pet rat named Robbie and I plan on getting another soon, who shall be named Marcus. 
10. I like beets. 
11. I have stepped foot in seven countries: US of A, Canada, Mexico, Scotland, England, Ghana, and Togo. 
12. My name in Ghana was Abena, which means &#8220;Wednesday&#8221; in the Twi dialect of Akan, because I was born on September 5th, 1989&#8212;a Wednesday. 
13. My favorite book will probably always be In Cold Blood by Truman Capote. 
14. I have a massive crush on Andy Samberg but for a long, long time I thought his name was Andy Sandberg. 
15. I want the Loch Ness monster to be real, and I have a strong connection to the fictitious character of Sasquatch.
16. Sometimes I tell people I was on Legends of the Hidden Temple when I was younger.
17. I saw a world cup qualifying game when I was abroad: Sudan vs. Ghana. (Sudan sucked because it was during Ramadan and they were all hungry)
18. I don&#8217;t know what I want to do post-grad; fashion student, ad agency employee, starving writer, waitress at Applebee&#8217;s?
19. I am an anxious person. 
20. I work for a literary magazine.
21. I once tried to get a tattoo on the inside of my hand, but the tattoo parlor said &#8220;no.&#8221;
22. I once lost my license in a club in Montreal. 
23. I am very allergic to Brazil nuts.  
24. I once almost died from eating a Brazil nut. 
25. I have very blue eyes.

Whoops—I did 25 facts about myself! What a vain mistake!

1. I am an English Major, Sociology Minor with an (unofficial) concentration in Racial Identity. 

2. I am turning 21 in one month. 

3. I like to write and my best stories always involve water. 

4. I drink vinegar like it is a beverage. 

5. I am mildly externally allergic to water. 

6. I am pale and I like it. 

7. I have NO tattoos. That’s become a unique fact these days, right?

8. I consider myself intelligent yet I enjoy: Real Housewives of NY/NJ, Degrassi, Kathy Griffin, Laguna Beach and the movie “Eurotrip.”

9. I had a pet rat named Robbie and I plan on getting another soon, who shall be named Marcus. 

10. I like beets. 

11. I have stepped foot in seven countries: US of A, Canada, Mexico, Scotland, England, Ghana, and Togo. 

12. My name in Ghana was Abena, which means “Wednesday” in the Twi dialect of Akan, because I was born on September 5th, 1989—a Wednesday. 

13. My favorite book will probably always be In Cold Blood by Truman Capote. 

14. I have a massive crush on Andy Samberg but for a long, long time I thought his name was Andy Sandberg. 

15. I want the Loch Ness monster to be real, and I have a strong connection to the fictitious character of Sasquatch.

16. Sometimes I tell people I was on Legends of the Hidden Temple when I was younger.

17. I saw a world cup qualifying game when I was abroad: Sudan vs. Ghana. (Sudan sucked because it was during Ramadan and they were all hungry)

18. I don’t know what I want to do post-grad; fashion student, ad agency employee, starving writer, waitress at Applebee’s?

19. I am an anxious person. 

20. I work for a literary magazine.

21. I once tried to get a tattoo on the inside of my hand, but the tattoo parlor said “no.”

22. I once lost my license in a club in Montreal. 

23. I am very allergic to Brazil nuts.  

24. I once almost died from eating a Brazil nut. 

25. I have very blue eyes.

30 Day Tumblr Challenge!

Day 01- A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself
Day 02- The meaning behind your Tumblr name
Day 03- A picture of you and your friends
Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have
Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to
Day 06- Favorite super hero and why
Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you
Day 08- Short term goals for this month and why
Day 09- Something you’re proud of in the past few days
Day 10- Songs you listen to when you are Happy, Sad, Bored, Hyped, Mad
Day 11- Another picture of you and your friends
Day 12- How you found out about Tumblr and why you made one
Day 13- A letter to someone who has hurt you recently
Day 14- A picture of you and your family
Day 15- Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play
Day 16- Another picture of yourself
Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why
Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have
Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have them
Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future
Day 21- A picture of something that makes you happy
Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else
Day 23- Something you crave for a lot
Day 24- A letter to your parents
Day 25- What I would find in your bag
Day 26- What you think about your friends
Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge?
Day 28- A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?
Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned
Day 30- Who are you?